₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ We dance better than humans
hear me out.
i’ve read so many fluffy fics where chat noir reveals his identity to marinette first…and i totally get the “i’m so glad it’s you” thing…
…but wouldn’t marinette be like, hella mad?
you’ve seen that girl. she is a five foot ball of cunning and rage. if her partner revealed his identity to some random chick (even if it was her) she’d be fucking pissed.
Adrien: Claws in.
-a flash of brilliant green light-
Marinette:…
Adrien: …you’re disappointed, aren’t—
Marinette: —Chat Noir? You are an absolute. FUCKING. M O R O N.
Adrien: Ex-excuse me?
Marinette: -hitting him with a pillow- ‘Oh, Marinette! You’re my best friend! I trust you so much! Let me just REVEAL MY CIVILIAN IDENTITY TO YOU TO PROVE HOW GREAT OUR FRIENDSHIP IS!!! WHO CARES THAT YOU MIGHT BE HAWKMOTH???’ You are SO lucky I’m Ladybug, you reckless little—
Adrien: -wait, you’re Ladybug?
Marinette: THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION!!!


